 |
 |
| by
Kurt Rambis |
Hey,
didn't you used to wear glasses?
One
of my nicknames when I played for the Lakers was Superman. Not
because of my ability, but because of those big, black Clark Kent
glasses. I wore them every time I played from the seventh grade
through 14 seasons in the NBA. Without my glasses, if I was
standing on a corner, I couldn't read a sign on the other side of
the street.
All
the way through high school, I heard my share of "four
eyes" catcalls and, really, they bothered me up until
college. No kid wants to be different, and the glasses added to my
already odd look. I was tall, skinny -- 6-7, 180 as a senior in
high school -- and all of my height was in my long legs.
I
had started wearing glasses in third grade, and being
sports-oriented, it seemed like every weekend we were going back
to the store to get them fixed. By junior high, my dad had enough.
He asked if there was such a thing as an indestructible pair of
glasses. The guy slapped a pair of those big, black ones on my
face, and that was it.
When
I first made the starting lineup for the Lakers, I noticed a group
of young fans in the Forum wearing the same style of glasses. At
first, I thought they were mocking me. Through our PR director, I
arranged to meet them for lunch so I could ask them to knock it
off.
But
when I walked into the Forum Club, you would have thought Magic
Johnson, Jack Nicholson and Jennifer Lopez had walked into the
room at the same time, with all the adulation they threw at me. I
was embarrassed that I was thinking of asking them to quit. They
were such genuine fans, and they were acknowledging their
appreciation for the way I played. After that, even on the road,
you often could spot small groups of fans wearing black glasses
and holding up signs.
One
of the cool things that came out of wearing the glasses was all
the letters I received from kids who had to wear them, saying how
I helped give them courage to go out and play and accept who they
were.
Let's
make one thing clear, though: My glasses didn't have tape in the
middle like everyone thought. There was a shiny piece of rubber
that, in some photographs and on TV, must have looked white. But
there was no tape!
The
glasses really were indestructible. One pair easily would last the
entire season. The rubber nose part eventually would deteriorate
and, because it was part of the frame, I'd have to replace them.
But they never broke, no matter how hard they -- or I -- was hit.
At least twice a season, I'd get smacked in the face, and the
hinges on the glasses would cut me, forcing me to get stitches
under my eyebrow. Whenever the glasses went flying off, the whole
world disappeared. As often as they were trampled, it's a wonder
they lasted as long as they did.
I
tried contacts, soft and hard, and the goggles like Kareem
Abdul-Jabbar wore, but they didn't work. Later in my career, with
the advances in technology, they had prescription goggles, but by
then, I was happy with what I had.
A
year and a half ago, Dr. Andrew Caster performed Lasik surgery on
me, and I haven't had to break out my playing glasses since. But
every couple of days, I still have people come up to me and say,
"Hey, didn't you used to wear glasses?"
Sometimes,
I miss the glasses. Now I don't have an excuse if I miss a layup
when I'm playing with my kids.
|